Drones of a Dumb Blonde: July 2005

Samantha and Stephan

Those are aliases. I was Samantha for a number of years, for work and personal reasons, so if I met you in Las Vegas between June 03 and July 04, you probably met Sam, not Meg. Stephan (pronounced Stef-on) is my partner in crime and his name is not actually Stephan but Steve. He was Stephan in LV too. He stuck up for me last night while I was cocktailing in the casino. Someone called me bitch and then when he said, " That's not her name" the guy said "oh that's a nickname" so he said, "no her nickname is Samantha" Sam is my alter ego. When I drink, that's who I become. The uninhibited, flirty, balls to the wall girl you see when I have about 5 shots is someone completely different. That's probably why I don't drink that much. Sam loves Stephan when she drinks. I think Sam and Stephan would be a couple, but me and Steve, definitly not!

BBQ

I had a good night. We all (me, Chris, Bob, Sean, Steve, Stephanie and kids) hung at Bob's and did the BBQ thing. It was nice to have everyone there and made me realize that I don't hang with anyone anymore. Steve had his son over there and it made me realize I want another one. Khaley has been bugging me about a boy and I wish that I was in a place to have one. But I am SO not there yet. Although if the opportunity arrose, I might take it. If I want both my kids out of the house by the time I'm fourty, I needed to be pregnant like 6 months ago. Oh well.

Honkey Magoo

I hate bills. I hate being broke. I hate my car breaking down. I hate not having any more drumsticks. I hate when you have something to say, but you don't know how to say it. I hate that I put myself into a situation that I don't know how to get out of.

No Pretty Ladies Knocking on My Door

This was also that night. Don't I look happy? There is me and Amy and Steve, and me and Chris, and me, Amy, and Lindsey. We had a blast that night. It was prom and I was supposed to go. I just wanted to be the one who bought everyone beer afterwards :) I think I went home and cried that night. How irreverably fucked up my life has become.

Do I look happy?

Cause I was at this moment. That was a couple of months ago. I was also crying a lot during this time. What am I doing?

Caution

I just finished watching "Mind of Mencia" It's hilarious, cuz it makes fun of everyone. In doing so, he brought up a subject, which is kinda funny, but sad. I took a picture of this on my trip to San Diego a year and a half ago.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20050410/images/n_sign.jpg

Let's Hug it out, Bitch

I love Entourage.

Lifetime Television for Women and the Saxaboom

So, the saxaboom and I had relations a couple of hours ago (the only thing that seems to take away headaches) and there was nothing on my tv. I mean, absolutely nothing. I flipped around the premium channels that I pay money for, and again, nothing. So I saw the word 'SEX' on the guide, and went straight to it.

It was Lifetime, Television for Women. The movie was "Sex and the Single Mom" or something of those sorts. It was kinda interesting. Interesting enough for me to sit and watch the last hour. There were some pretty quotable phrases in the movie, that I choose to share with you now:

Daughter: "What if the heart makes a mistake?"
Mother: "It's better that the heart makes a mistake, then never having a chance to use your heart."

Cheesy, yes, I know. But nonetheless, somewhat intelligent.

I got cruising around the internet, and became highly annoyed that I could not as creatively put pictures on my myspace account as I can here. So I am boycotting MySpace for about 20 more minutes. Til I get back on to see if my sister is online. This shit is addicting.

Back to the Sax.

I need to go back to work.

Day off

So I have had the last few weekend nights off. Very strange for me, seeing how I have worked Friday and Saturday nights for almost a year. Good thing I had the other Meagan to switch shifts with. It will be a nice few days alone. Chris has to work tonight and I have to work in the morning, and them him again at night. So I will be spending a bit of time on the computer and playing World Championship Poker on XBox Live. I am rotting my brain. :)

I have a headache, which have been coming a lot lately. I don't know if it has anything to do with these damn steroids that the doctor gave me for my foot, but I don't like them. Maybe I need to burn down and eat some sushi. Yum, safeway sushi, so not a comparison to Osaka's or anything remotely fresh, but I suppose, beggars can't be choosers.

Somethings wrong with my car. That scares me. It's making this really strange squeeky noise. I suppose I will have to beg Chris to look at it.

I guess that's it for me on my day off. I could go out and join the rest of the normal work force and enjoy a Friday night out, but I'm broke and if the car needs fixing, better save up.